My Policy For Afghanistan

I'm sick of this. I'm tired of playing around. Am I the only person on the planet that knows we are in more danger now than we were when Adolph Hitler was trying to rule the world? He was in located in Europe; he didn't have "Nazi cells" positioned around the globe the way jihadists are positioned today. My Granny had a saying that so applies to the situation we are in today. She always said, "Pee or get off the pot." There ain't anything like Okie common sense. Barrack Hussein Obama rolled out his Afghan policy. He didn't pee and he is still sitting on the pot. It's time for me to let the world know what I would do. I call it (Thank you, Toby Keith!) "The Boot Policy."

Remember Pearl Harbor? Japan bombed us. We went to war with Japan. After some time, Harry S. Truman took care of business. He dropped one bomb and gave Japan a choice. Japan didn't make the right choice, so he dropped another one. They got it right that time. Remember 9/11? Jihadist crashed planes into our buildings, killing thousands? We went to war with the terrorists. Well, it's been some time and no one is taking care of business. Oh, how I'd love to be the one to take care of business. No nukes involved this time, but I would follow Truman's basic idea...

Let's carpet bomb Afghanistan. Surround that country with our bombers. Bomb 100 miles into it's borders. When I say bomb, I mean BOMB! Not just a bomb here and a bomb there. Bomb every inch 100 miles into Afghanistan. Let Afghanistan know that if it doesn't turn over every member of the Taliban and every jihadist as well everyone who has helped them, we'll start bombing again. Just like with Japan, if they make the wrong decision, we bomb again - 100 miles deeper into their country. Hopefully, they figure it out. If not, we keep bombing until Afghanistan is as flat as Kansas and makes New Orleans look like high ground.

I have two speeches already written for after the bombing. I can't decide which is best. "Who is next?" is my first idea and "Bring it on!" is the other option. My mom would probably want me to use her famous quote "You want some of this?"

I can already hear the opposition on this idea of mine. I have answers for that...

"There will be so many casualties."

DUH! This is war. People die during war. Good guys, bad guys, innocent men, women and children die during war. It happens and it can't be changed. People complain about all the American casualties since the two wars started. I guess they don't remember how many Americans died at Normandy and at Midway and during the Battle of the Bulge. We either fight them over there or we fight them over here. I prefer to fight them somewhere other than my front yard. I'm a little funny about a war taking place across my street. And, yes, it will come to that if we don't do something now.

"The U.N. won't like it."

So what if they don't like it? Last time I checked, we were the United States of America and not the United States of the U.N. I remember a time when we made up our own minds as to what we would or would not do. We didn't need permission from anyone else. I think we should be able to do what we want to do when it come to our safety.

"The world will hate us."

Like that is something new. Let them hate us. Maybe they'll stop coming over here illegally and draining our resources. They might even stop luring our jobs overseas. Maybe they'll shut their mouths about us after what they see we will do to those who try to destroy us. Remember when we respected? That was back when we didn't act like weak weanies when it came to our national security. Iran took American hostages and Jimmy Carter played around with them for months and months. Ronald Reagan said what he'd do once he was elected President. I may be wrong, but I seem to remember the hostages being on a plane before he was even sworn in as our Commander and Chief. It could have been while he was taking the oath of office; I was kid when that happened, but I do know they were safe before the sunset that night.

"There will be sanctions against us."

I kinda like that idea. Remember when America grew our own wheat, built our own cars and, brace yourself for this one - drilled our own oil? I'm sure we can remember how that is done. We don't need the lead-ridden toys from China anyway or their poisonous dog food. Japan can keep all their fancy gadgets. Hey, if we start making stuff like that ourselves, we'd create jobs. Unemployment would drop as Americans got back to work. I'm no expert, but I think that would help our economy.

"It'll be expensive."

Yes, it will be. Money well spent, in my opinion. How much has it cost us already? Get it over with in a few days and it isn't even more money spent year after year after year. It's only jet fuel and bombs. We could even start bomb factories - put folks back to work. We could use our own oil to make the jet fuel.

"It isn't a very nice thing to do."

It wasn't very nice to hijack planes and fly them into buildings, killing thousands. It wasn't very nice to bomb the barracks in Beirut or the USS Cole. It isn't very nice to give help to those who did such horrible things. The time for being nice is long over. It's time to take care of business and protect ourselves.

Did you ever just have enough? I'm past that point. I hate to think of more people suffering and dying, but it is either now or later. We can either end it now or let it drag on for a decade or two. How many will die before it ends? If we take care of business now, it will probably save lives. Especially American lives. I'm tired of playing. I'm tired of worrying about when the next attack will be. I'm tired of hearing about female circumcisions and little girls who can't go to school. Pee or get off the pot.

Senate Okays Debate On Health Care: Let's Get Busy!

Well, they passed it - 60 to 39 in favor of debating the health care bill many of them haven't even read. Why should they read it? Socialism is socialism, no matter the pretty words used to destroy our country.

Twitter is all a-flutter with "whine today, get busy tomorrow" tweets. Not me. I don't have time to whine. I have work to do. I have 100 senators to call, write, email, tweet to and about. This little gal from Oklahoma is on a mission. My mission is not impossible; it is very do-able. My mission to to stop the spread of socialism and this horrid health care Barrack Hussein Obama is so intent of shoving down our throats.

"Yes, we can!" was BamBam's battle cry.

"Yes, we did!" is my battle cry. The Bible tells me to be like Abraham and to "call things that are not as though they were." Therefore, ObamaCare is defeated and our country is safe from socialist tyranny.

I'm putting legs on the many prayers I'm praying for our country. I'm doing all I can to stop this nonsense before it gets even more out of control. Please join me! Below is the list of all 100 senators, their addresses and their phone numbers.

Use it. Stop this fiasco now. Don't do it for me or for yourself. Do it for my four year old daughter. Do it for your children and grandchildren. Do it for my grandfather who lost his hearing defeating Hitler in World War II. Do it for all of those who sacrificed and suffered so we can be free. Do it for the party of Abraham Lincoln and Ronald Reagan. Ensure that we are, once again, that "shining city on a hill."

It isn't "morning in America" yet, but it will be soon. Work with me so we can all see that beautiful sunrise again!

The list of all 100 senators:

Akaka, Daniel K. (D-HI) 141 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-6361

Baucus, Max (D-MT) 511 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-2651

Bayh, Evan (D-IN) 131 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-5623

Begich, Mark (D-AK) 144 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-3004

Bennet, Michael F. (D-CO) 702 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-5852

Bingaman, Jeff (D-NM) 703 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-5521

Boxer, Barbara (D-CA) 112 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-3553

Brown, Sherrod (D-OH) 713 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-2315

Burris, Roland W. (D-IL) 387 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-2854

Byrd, Robert C. (D-WV) 311 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-3954

Cantwell, Maria (D-WA) 511 DIRKSEN SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-3441

Cardin, Benjamin L. (D-MD) 509 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-4524

Carper, Thomas R. (D-DE) 513 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-2441

Casey, Robert P., Jr. (D-PA) 393 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-6324

Conrad, Kent (D-ND) 530 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-2043

Dodd, Christopher J. (D-CT) 448 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-2823

Dorgan, Byron L. (D-ND) 322 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-2551

Durbin, Richard J. (D-IL) 309 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-2152

Feingold, Russell D. (D-WI) 506 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-5323

Feinstein, Dianne (D-CA) 331 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-3841

Franken, Al (D-MN) 320 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-5641

Gillibrand, Kirsten E. (D-NY) 478 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-4451

Hagan, Kay R. (D-NC) 521 DIRKSEN SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-6342

Harkin, Tom (D-IA) 731 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-3254

Inouye, Daniel K. (D-HI) 722 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-3934

Johnson, Tim (D-SD) 136 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-5842

Kaufman, Edward E. (D-DE) 383 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-5042

Kerry, John F. (D-MA) 218 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-2742

Kirk, Paul G., Jr. (D-MA) 317 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-4543

Klobuchar, Amy (D-MN) 302 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-3244

Kohl, Herb (D-WI) 330 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-5653

Landrieu, Mary L. (D-LA) 328 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-5824

Lautenberg, Frank R. (D-NJ) 324 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-3224

Leahy, Patrick J. (D-VT) 433 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-4242

Levin, Carl - (D-MI) 269 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-6221

Lincoln, Blanche L. (D-AR) 355 DIRKSEN SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-4843

McCaskill, Claire (D-MO) 717 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-6154

Menendez, Robert (D-NJ) 528 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-4744

Merkley, Jeff (D-OR) 107 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-3753

Mikulski, Barbara A. (D-MD) 503 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-4654

Murray, Patty (D-WA) 173 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-2621

Nelson, Ben (D-NE) 720 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-6551

Nelson, Bill (D-FL) 716 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-5274

Pryor, Mark L. (D-AR) 255 DIRKSEN SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-2353

Reed, Jack (D-RI) 728 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-4642

Reid, Harry (D-NV) 522 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-3542

Rockefeller, John D., IV (D-WV) 531 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-6472

Schumer, Charles E. (D-NY) 313 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-6542

Shaheen, Jeanne (D-NH) 520 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-2841

Specter, Arlen (D-PA) 711 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-4254 

Stabenow, Debbie (D-MI) 133 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-4822

Tester, Jon (D-MT) 724 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-2644

Udall, Mark (D-CO) 317 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-5941

Udall, Tom (D-NM) 110 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-6621

Warner, Mark R. (D-VA) 459A RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-2023

Webb, Jim (D-VA) 248 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-4024

Whitehouse, Sheldon (D - RI) 502 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-2921

Wyden, Ron (D-OR) 223 DIRKSEN SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-5244

Sanders, Bernard (I-VT) 332 DIRKSEN SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-5141

Lieberman, Joseph I. (ID-CT) 706 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-4041

Alexander, Lamar (R-TN) 455 DIRKSEN SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-4944

Barrasso, John (R-WY) 307 DIRKSEN SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-6441

Bennett, Robert F. (R-UT) 431 DIRKSEN SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-5444

Bond, Christopher S. (R-MO) 274 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-5721

Brownback, Sam (R-KS) 303 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-6521

Bunning, Jim (R-KY) 316 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-4343

Burr, Richard (R-NC) 217 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-3154 

Chambliss, Saxby (R-GA) 416 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-3521

Coburn, Tom (R-OK) 172 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-5754 

Cochran, Thad (R-MS) 113 DIRKSEN SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-5054

Collins, Susan M. (R-ME) 413 DIRKSEN SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-2523 

Corker, Bob (R-TN) 185 DIRKSEN SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-3344 

Cornyn, John (R-TX) 517 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-2934 

Crapo, Mike (R-ID) 239 DIRKSEN SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-6142

DeMint, Jim (R-SC) 340 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-6121

Ensign, John (R-NV) 119 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-6244

Enzi, Michael B. (R-WY) 379A RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-3424

Graham, Lindsey (R-SC) 290 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-5972

Grassley, Chuck (R-IA) 135 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-3744

Gregg, Judd (R-NH) 201 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-3324

Hatch, Orrin G. (R-UT) 104 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-5251 

Hutchison, Kay Bailey (R-TX) 284 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-5922

Inhofe, James M. (R-OK) 453 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-4721

Isakson, Johnny (R-GA) 120 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-3643

Johanns, Mike (R-NE) 404 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-4224

Kyl, Jon (R-AZ) 730 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-4521

LeMieux, George S. (R-FL) 356 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-3041

Lugar, Richard G. (R-IN) 306 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-4814

McCain, John (R-AZ) 241 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-2235

McConnell, Mitch (R-KY) 361A RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-2541

Murkowski, Lisa (R-AK) 709 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-6665

Risch, James E. (R-ID) 483 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-2752

Roberts, Pat (R-KS) 109 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-4774

Sessions, Jeff (R-AL) 335 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-4124 

Shelby, Richard C. (R-AL) 304 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-5744

Snowe, Olympia J. (R-ME) 154 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-5344

Thune, John (R-SD) 493 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-2321 

Vitter, David (R-LA) 516 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-4623

Voinovich, George V. (R-OH) 524 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-3353

Wicker, Roger F. (R-MS) 555 DIRKSEN SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510 (202) 224-6253

Obama In 2012!

Obama in 2012! Yeah! Let's go for it. Barrack Hussein Obama, I have big, huge plans for you in 2012. I'm excited and everyone else should be as well. Talk about change we can believe it! I can hardly sit still from the anticipation. Here are just a few plans I have for Obama in 2012:

1. Start on his presidential library. Every president gets one, even the socialist ones who lead blind sheep around. Stick it on the south side of Chicago. We all know how much BamBam loves that area and wants to see it improved.

2. Write another book. I suggest titling it "Dreams of a One-Term President." Talk with Jimmy Carter; I'm sure he has some ideas on different directions you can take your book. I wouldn't go with the "Yes We Can" thing you used before because "no you didn't."

3. Go on a book tour. Start off in those socialist countries you want America to be like. China and Cuba are sure to open their doors and hearts to you and your book. Don't count on big sales there, though. They don't have any money to buy your book. The few books you do manage to sell will probably be used as kindling or toilet paper; they have huge lines to buy such luxuries there.

4. Run for mayor of Chicago. I'm sure the ACORN and your other friends can round up enough votes for you to win. There are a lot of cemeteries where they can find votes for you. Remember to register all the pets to vote that way you can win by a Beagle.

5. Refuse protection from the Secret Service. You don't have a lot national secrets to tell. You've shown us you don't have a clue about our national security so if you were kidnapped the only secrets you could share is that America doesn't like socialism, tea party goers are not to be taken lightly and the party of Abraham Lincoln and Ronald Reagan is not to be underestimated. That is already public knowledge, though.

6. Listen to Shellie whine about how she isn't proud to be an American because you weren't re-elected. After all these years of marriage, I'm sure you are really good at that already. Console her the best you can. Encourage her to go back to work in a hospital so she can screw over more folks needing health care.

Those six ideas for what Barrack Hussein Obama can do in 2012 should keep him busy for a while. After that, he can disappear from the limelight. The country will soon forget him the way he forgot our country.

Sorry...Have to add a number seven. Can't leave this one out...

7. GET OUT YOUR SUNGLASSES, BARRACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, BECAUSE WE WILL ONCE AGAIN BE THAT SHINING CITY ON A HILL THAT RONALD REAGAN SERVED AND LOVED SO MUCH!